You've been had by.. Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

guess who's met the Queen!

Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:37:09 GMT

20 years after - same look

Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:56:08 GMT

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 16:53:05 GMT

new person, same smile)

Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:16:11 GMT

не уверена, но по ходу дела, это Джейн)

in Jim we trust

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:05:48 GMT

quote of the day

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:45:39 GMT

"I don't care if people think I am an overactor, as long as they enjoy what I do. People who think that would call Van Gogh an overpainter"

- Jim Carrey

Jim and Jane. by special request.

Wed, 28 Mar 2007 17:12:37 GMT

quote of the day

Mon, 26 Mar 2007 13:43:06 GMT

- This is it, Joel. I'm going to be gone soon.
- I know.
- What do we do?
- Enjoy it.

my, my, my..

Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:57:05 GMT

"I've often slipped into silly voices while pumping away," confesses Carrey. "Some women just ask for them I presume it must be some kind of kinky turn on."
And he revealed: "One time I was just getting to the crucial point and the girl whispered in my ear 'Do Kermit for me, baby.'
"I pointed out that Kermit was a puppet and for that to work she would have to stick her hand up my backside. Ah, happy days."

breathe me..

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 20:47:07 GMT

make-up

Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:17:40 GMT

"Gowns lovely made out of lace
And all the things that you do to your face
You're a slick little girl, you're a slick little girl
Eyeliner, whitener then color the eyes
Yellow and green, oh what a surprise
You're a slick little girl, oh, you're such a slick little girl.."
(Lou Reed)

some fun

Wed, 21 Mar 2007 13:48:47 GMT

After being snubbed for an Oscar nomination for The Truman Show, Jim presented the Oscar for Best Achievement in Film Editing. This was his way to get a word in about his Oscar snub...

Good evening ladies and gentleman. I'm here tonight to present the award for Best Achievement in Film editing. (PAUSE)

"That's all I'm here to do." (PAUSE)

"I have nothing else to worry about. I can just...show up and enjoy the parties." (STARTS TO BREAK DOWN AND CRY)

"Um...I'm sorry..And um...I didn't expect that to happen..." (PAUSE)

"Um, winning the Oscar is not the most important thing in the world. It's an honor just to be nom-...Oh God!"(BREAKS DOWN AND STARTS TO BAWL)

"It's my own fault. I screwed things up." (CRIES A BIT)

"About a month ago, I would have thought that voting for myself was gonna make the difference. But ya know..."(PAUSE)

"You really gotta get out there and talk to people..."(HE ABRUPTLY CHANGES TACT AND IS NOW HAPPY AND ENERGETIC)

"Anyway, who cares? I have been beaten by Roberto Benigni! He has jumped into my ocean!" (LAUGHING)

" Ah...Woo! Alright man."(Jim READS THE SCRIPTED EXPLAINATION OF FILM EDITING AND THE NOMONIES)

"And the winner is..."(STARS TO OPEN THE SEAL AND SUDDENLY AND EXTRAVAGANTLY ACTS AS IF HE HAS SUFFERED FROM A BAD PAPER CUT)

"Ah, geeze!"(SHAKES OUT HIS HAND, THEN ACTS ANNOYED)

"That's just perfect!!"(Jim LAUGHS AND ANNOUNCES THE WINNER)

never enough..

Tue, 13 Mar 2007 19:30:05 GMT

young years

Fri, 09 Mar 2007 20:18:35 GMT

dumb, dumber, THE DUMBEST!!!

Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:38:14 GMT

Tourist chick #1: What is 'soup du jour'?
Tourist chick #2: You know, soup with all those little de jours in it.
Tourist chick #1: Oh, right.

taken from www.overheardinnewyork.com

quote of the day

Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:46:06 GMT

- You don't know the real me.
- There isn't a real you.
- Oh yeah, I forgot.

("Man on the Moon")

Ace Ventura Rising

Wed, 07 Mar 2007 14:06:00 GMT

criminally insane

Wed, 07 Mar 2007 13:52:20 GMT

Jim

Tue, 06 Mar 2007 20:44:41 GMT

Tue, 06 Mar 2007 14:46:09 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbNCtXtAwUo

quote of the day

Sat, 03 Mar 2007 19:59:55 GMT

Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders.
Friedrich Nietzsche

quote of the day

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:53:51 GMT

"Constantly talking isn't neccessarily communicating"
(Joel Barish )

hilarious!!!

Thu, 01 Mar 2007 14:33:36 GMT

sweet 80-th

Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:55:01 GMT

"Земные девушки легко доступны", 1989.

Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:33:10 GMT

вчера в магазине покупала мандарины, смотрю, а название-то у мандаринов - "Клементина"!
вот так..