You've been had by.. Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

guess who's met the Queen!

2007-04-28T09:37:09Z

20 years after - same look

2007-04-25T10:56:08Z

alllrighty_then @ 2007-04-24T20:49:00

2007-04-24T16:53:05Z

new person, same smile)

2007-04-16T10:16:11Z

не уверена, но по ходу дела, это Джейн)

in Jim we trust

2007-04-05T07:05:48Z

quote of the day

2007-04-03T07:45:39Z

"I don't care if people think I am an overactor, as long as they enjoy what I do. People who think that would call Van Gogh an overpainter"

- Jim Carrey

Jim and Jane. by special request.

2007-03-28T17:12:37Z

quote of the day

2007-03-26T13:43:06Z

- This is it, Joel. I'm going to be gone soon.
- I know.
- What do we do?
- Enjoy it.

my, my, my..

2007-03-26T08:57:05Z

"I've often slipped into silly voices while pumping away," confesses Carrey. "Some women just ask for them I presume it must be some kind of kinky turn on."
And he revealed: "One time I was just getting to the crucial point and the girl whispered in my ear 'Do Kermit for me, baby.'
"I pointed out that Kermit was a puppet and for that to work she would have to stick her hand up my backside. Ah, happy days."

breathe me..

2007-03-23T20:47:07Z

make-up

2007-03-21T20:17:40Z

"Gowns lovely made out of lace
And all the things that you do to your face
You're a slick little girl, you're a slick little girl
Eyeliner, whitener then color the eyes
Yellow and green, oh what a surprise
You're a slick little girl, oh, you're such a slick little girl.."
(Lou Reed)

some fun

2007-03-21T13:48:47Z

After being snubbed for an Oscar nomination for The Truman Show, Jim presented the Oscar for Best Achievement in Film Editing. This was his way to get a word in about his Oscar snub...

Good evening ladies and gentleman. I'm here tonight to present the award for Best Achievement in Film editing. (PAUSE)

"That's all I'm here to do." (PAUSE)

"I have nothing else to worry about. I can just...show up and enjoy the parties." (STARTS TO BREAK DOWN AND CRY)

"Um...I'm sorry..And um...I didn't expect that to happen..." (PAUSE)

"Um, winning the Oscar is not the most important thing in the world. It's an honor just to be nom-...Oh God!"(BREAKS DOWN AND STARTS TO BAWL)

"It's my own fault. I screwed things up." (CRIES A BIT)

"About a month ago, I would have thought that voting for myself was gonna make the difference. But ya know..."(PAUSE)

"You really gotta get out there and talk to people..."(HE ABRUPTLY CHANGES TACT AND IS NOW HAPPY AND ENERGETIC)

"Anyway, who cares? I have been beaten by Roberto Benigni! He has jumped into my ocean!" (LAUGHING)

" Ah...Woo! Alright man."(Jim READS THE SCRIPTED EXPLAINATION OF FILM EDITING AND THE NOMONIES)

"And the winner is..."(STARS TO OPEN THE SEAL AND SUDDENLY AND EXTRAVAGANTLY ACTS AS IF HE HAS SUFFERED FROM A BAD PAPER CUT)

"Ah, geeze!"(SHAKES OUT HIS HAND, THEN ACTS ANNOYED)

"That's just perfect!!"(Jim LAUGHS AND ANNOUNCES THE WINNER)

never enough..

2007-03-13T19:30:05Z

young years

2007-03-09T20:18:35Z

dumb, dumber, THE DUMBEST!!!

2007-03-09T10:38:14Z

Tourist chick #1: What is 'soup du jour'?
Tourist chick #2: You know, soup with all those little de jours in it.
Tourist chick #1: Oh, right.

taken from www.overheardinnewyork.com

quote of the day

2007-03-09T09:46:06Z

- You don't know the real me.
- There isn't a real you.
- Oh yeah, I forgot.

("Man on the Moon")

Ace Ventura Rising

2007-03-07T14:06:00Z

criminally insane

2007-03-07T13:52:20Z

Jim

2007-03-06T20:44:41Z

alllrighty_then @ 2007-03-06T17:50:00

2007-03-06T14:46:09Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbNCtXtAwUo

quote of the day

2007-03-03T19:59:55Z

Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders.
Friedrich Nietzsche

quote of the day

2007-03-02T07:53:51Z

"Constantly talking isn't neccessarily communicating"
(Joel Barish )

hilarious!!!

2007-03-01T14:33:36Z

sweet 80-th

2007-03-01T08:55:01Z

"Земные девушки легко доступны", 1989.

alllrighty_then @ 2007-03-01T10:42:00

2007-03-01T08:33:10Z

вчера в магазине покупала мандарины, смотрю, а название-то у мандаринов - "Клементина"!
вот так..